top 10 reasons to move out of your apartment

10. The neighbors are terrible cooks. The smell permeates every apartment in the building.

9. There are kids next door. They are often unhappy. Very very unhappy. 

8. The upstairs neighbors walk like elephants. 

7. You know that sound before the emergency broadcast comes on? That's the sound the often-broken buzzer makes. Constantly.

6. Your dog thinks the utility carts at the complex are demon spawn.

5. No yard for doggies to run. :(

4. No one cleans up after their dog... ew.

3. You live across the street from the ghetto. 

2. The elephants upstairs tend to... "get busy" at 3:00 in the morning. LOUDLY. 

1. YOU'RE BUYING A HOUSE (Who needs an apartment when you have a house?)